

And that is only after you break through odd walls and laser barriers to access those table areas. You may manage to flip one back into the maze of gratuitous bumpers and may then continue to watch as it occasionally also hits spots that appear to be randomly placed other targets of sorts. Flipper control is almost non-existent as the balls bounce around happily on their own most of the time. Even for arcade-style pinball fans there is nothing worthwhile here. Abominable table design, ball physics, flipper control and menu navigation. Claims to come with free "The History Of Pinball" by Jay Gross, instead comes with a bonus game called "Lock Out". On/off settings for music, sound and background image. Options to run in a desktop window or fullscreen in either "low-res" or "hi-res". 3D table view selectable as scrolling or non- scrolling. "Multi-table bargain bin package with four themes, each featuring three different table layouts. Replay Value: The games get boring very quickly, despite the presence of multiple difficulty settings.ģD Pinball Express is a so-so pinball game from COSMI that is apparently one of the worst pinball games ever released, at least according to pinball expert Martin Mathis' review: The flippers do not work properly, and there is a great deal of wide-open space on each board.

Sound: The sound is a very good simulation of real pinball machines.Įnjoyment: The controls and the board layouts are beyond lame. Graphics: Each of the four pinball boards is beautifully designed. Unless you collect pinball games, pass on this one. It has great graphics and sound, but the game play just isn't there. Overall, 3D Pinball Express is disappointing. That leaves the keyboard, which is not really a problem for PC gamers. I don't know if the problem was me or the game, but joystick controls were out for me. I could not get either my joystick (two-button) or my game pad (six-button) to work with the game. I suppose players with trackballs will have an easier time. Too many nudges cause tilts, and I can't imagine using the left and right mouse buttons as flippers and not moving the mouse at all. The mouse controls are very hard to use, because any mouse movement will nudge the machine. I was pleased to see that the game supported joystick, mouse, and keyboard controls, but I soon realized that the keyboard was the way to go. Again, it seems wasted in a game with such a low enjoyment level. It's too bad that the developers have tied them to such poor game play. The graphics are beautiful in 3D Pinball Express. Combine the freakishly large amount of space with the poor flipper control, and you've got a pinball simulation disaster. Because there is so much open space, you tend to shoot the ball into nothingness, repeatedly. I realize that the developers wanted to leave plenty of space to show off their beautiful graphics, but it ruins the game. Second, there simply are not enough bumpers, spinners, or pegs on any of the boards. The way the ball travels off the flippers in this game defies the laws of physics. I have played pinball before, and that's not how it works. Unless you can get the ball on the smallest tip of either flipper, the ball is going to be launched sideways. The flippers in 3D Pinball Express simply do not function properly. I don't care how good a simulated pinball machine looks, it simply isn't fun if it doesn't play correctly.įirst, there are the flippers. Sure, the graphics and music are there, but the feel of a real pinball machine is not.

I like pinball, but I am not particularly impressed with 3D Pinball Express from Cosmi.
